Homestuck Re-read Part 56: I watched a video like 2 hours ago and now I can't stop crying? | j4d3blooded.xzy
This post was created at 2025-11-24 17:13:10.1499856 +0000 UTC, 20 days, 23 hours and 53 minutes ago. It is part of a series of posts called Homestuck Re-Read.

Homestuck Re-read Part 56: I watched a video like 2 hours ago and now I can't stop crying?

I'm not drunk or otherwise impaired. I promise. There is a video in my monthly recommendations for this month I'm trying to write about that, thinking about keeps fucking me up.

There is 40ish pages in today's upd8. Hopefully that'll give me a bit of a break to be normal and stop bawling my eyes out about an upturned trailer.

Homestuck

The group walk along a trail that looks similar to yaldaboth. Meenah stops to talk to John about how she feels like she's fated to steal the ring from John, but doesn't want too. She'd miss her ghost friends. She loved Vriska and the way it's changing Aranea. She thinks they're adorable together. John promises to give the ring to someone else so Meenah doesn't have to worry about stealing it.

The platform descends, revealing a treasure chest. Inside, a juju of some sort. We then cut away to casey AKA Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer.

VICEROY BUBBLES VON SALAMANCER

We do a silly dance. His first order of business is to conjure forth an army of the living dead. Vriska attempts to interject into the diversion. She starts having a full on argument with the narrator/hussie. She dumps the content of the chest onto the ground.

It's, the homestuck/sburb logo? But flashy white this time. Vriska starts to explain it. It's intangible, it can't be physically touched. Bringing it near Lord English should somehow activate it and turn it into a weapon.

John decides he wants to try and touch it. He sticks his hand in and. It comes out everywhere? It comes out in past panels of Homestuck. Next to the Homestuck intro logo, the midnight crew bit, when the mayor was learning to use the appearifier. Everywhere.

He starts to blur as the ground shakes. And vanishes in a blip of light.

That's it for today's upd8. John has gained his retcon powers now, I believe. I will see you all tomorrow.