Homestuck Re-read Part 54: ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 3
Hello it's me today, drunk and lonely J4d3. Making my debut appearance on this blog with the mandatory daily homestuck update. I nearly decided to just put off this upd8 until tomorrow but I realized that I've not intentionally missed a single day yet and didn't want to start. I could probably give a bit of an update about that plugin stuff I was talking about yesterday but I'm not really feeling up to it today. Instead I watched all of Slow Horses Season 5 which was pretty good. Minecraft update, etc. lets just get started with homestuck because writing is tiring.
Homestuck
Oooo spooky glowing damage to the furthest ring around the green sun.
John, Meenah and Aranea are sharing a dream bubble. Vriska and tavros are also there. Their plan to kite lord English around is seemingly working out. Aradia and Sollux are there too!
We also learn Sollux is. Alive again? The prototyping of his corpse sucked the ghost out of him and now hes fully alive? Something something vriska did she grow as a person discourse idk. I wish I met a bunch of nepetas. Shes like, mind control conscripting people into her army. It is causing some certain disturbing changes in Aranea. Since shes getting a lot more comfortable with mind controlling people and shit.
It's Aranea story time everypony! She is gonna teach us all about Cherubs! But without the magical super meth. I love Aranea storytime normally but good fucking god i am not sober enough for this. Good cherubs and bad cherubs and social isolation vs domination. Predomination is the consumption and death of the other personality in the cherub's body.
Kickstarter fan trolls! Instant death from cherub! I still want to do a thing where I make a fan troll for this, that would be fun.
Cherub romance is just blackrom. So violent and dangerous cherubs can die in the process. They're also in snake form while doing it. The female good cherub won the date.
Caliborn & Calliope's home planet was earth, far in the future and in orbit around a new sun. Life had risen and fallen on it again and again and again before they were hatched upon it.
We see Gamzee in the distance and learn Cherubs were never meant to play sburb.
INTERFISHIN
meenah went and pissed and now its the end of interfishin.
Gamzee picks up the egg to start caring for it.
Baby cherubs are also snakes. Neat. Caliborn bit gamzee. Solo session hard.
God I keep nearly falling asleep ;-;
Caliborn's denizen was Yaldaboth, the demiurge. We learn his choice. Martyr or Conquest. He chose conquest. 15 planets to destroy, 3 already falling back into the hole. Each planet unlocked a new member of the felt.
Aranea then explains leprechaun romance. Vriska cuts her short. The serkets then hug it out while Vriska makes fun of Aranea, which displeases her.
SUDDEN JUMP CUT TEREZI HAS EYES AND LOOKS FUCKING HORRIFIED AND LIKE SHE HASNT SLEPT FOR YEARS. Aranea healed her eyes and restored her vision. For over a year at this point. Something something older kits i would write something here but my head hurts and I want to lay down. this is partly why she's been acting weird it's, not because shes a juggalo. she's also kinda trapped being pulled back in with gamzee repeatedly. relatable statement here. its like an addition and a bad boyfriend rolled into one.
karkat is trying to work out who he wants to blame for all of this. terezi doesnt want gamzee to leave her despite everything.
DAVE: karkat just threw a tantrum about a chair
DAVE: i just won karkat tantrum bingo
also some communism jokes about sickles and hammers etc.
i am too drunk for this part. it is impenetrable to me. terezi feels like she wont be useful. like shes deluded and just some nobody and wont be important. This is incrediblyu wrong and very obviously so when re-reading.
A6I5I3
Caliborn likes ffelt #7 aka maroon hat because hes a smart fella.
The damage to paradox space is complete. X marks the spot and the end of today's upd8.
See you all tomorrow.