Homestuck Re-read Part 53: ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 1 & 2. | j4d3blooded.xzy
This post was created at 2025-11-19 15:47:00.4108483 +0000 UTC, 26 days, 1 hours and 19 minutes ago. It is part of a series of posts called Homestuck Re-Read.

Homestuck Re-read Part 53: ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 1 & 2.

It turns out I am not allergic to alcohol, I'm allergic to alcohol and summer heat. I'm also being forced to confront the fact my ability to not suffer a hangover is not as good as it used to be. I think my only solace at the moment is that I must look totally cool wearing sunglasses inside while looking and feeling like I've been hit with a shovel. Today's upd8 looks fairly light for which I am going to be eternally grateful. Just 21 pages??

Homestuck

The troll's meteor is about to reach the alpha kid's session. Karkat is trying to reach dave over the radio, seemingly. He's just hit upon a pretty big problem. Since they left Sollux at the dream bubbles with Aradia, they have no actual way to stop the meteor. Terezi also seems to be, troll drunk on Faygo passed out and missing clothes. It seems like him and Dave are trying to arrange interventions for Rose and Terezi based on their new vices.

Dave is then put on speaker crab to intervene on Terezi. Dave doesn't really seem to think she can be helped, she's made her decision about dating Gamzee and isn't ready to stop. Dave is already over it, he told Terezi he can't be with her if she's hatefucking a clown and put it behind her. Karkat tells Dave he and Gamzee broke up their moirallegiance. Karkat starts asking what will happen between him and Dave when they meet back up with John and Jade.

God my head is fucking killing me.

Dave assures him John and Jade will want to be friends with Karkat, and that Dave isn't gonna abandon him. He has no idea what's gonna happen with the alpha kids but they'll probably be cool too. Terezi starts waking up.

ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 1.

Caliborn is trying to hassle hussie for intelligence on his new blue hat goon. Yeah hes going around collecting members of the felt as part of his personal quest. Back from the first intermission with the midnight crew. They're leprechauns.

Thats the end of intermission 1! Back to intermission 5! The prospitian battleship is crashed on Jake's land and we can see the sprites disembarking / waking up John.

Davesprite starts to apologize a bit to John and ruminates on not being the 'real' Dave. He flies off, leaving more sky watermarks for John.

ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 2.

Back with Caliborn again, unlocking additional gnomes/leprechauns. He's conquered four planets. He's got two more goons, red hat and purple hat. The one that follows where a guy will be (or was I don't remember) and the really lucky guy.

Thats it for intermission 5 intermission 2. And for today's upd8. Thank you for reading and thank god it was quick and not full of flashy lights.