Homestuck Re-read Part 39: 69 pages. | j4d3blooded.xzy
This post was created at 2025-10-30 20:03:41.9769874 +0000 UTC, 1 months, 15 days and 21 hours ago. It is part of a series of posts called Homestuck Re-Read.

Homestuck Re-read Part 39: 69 pages.

I am existentially sad, for some reason. I cannot explain why, but I just feel like laying down and crying and crying and crying. I feel like I am covered in wet clothes and stood out in the rain and sobbing because no one is coming to get me.

There are 69 pages tonight.

God that would be a long game of slender.

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Jane Crocker, again.

God, I said that and it made me think of fucking Spaghetti Again. This song is eternally trapped in my brain.

Sadly, things are less whimsical then Spaghetti Again. The girl is killed. A dagger in the heart. Thats not it though. Derse seems to be under new management, and someone else is calling the shots with the agents.

We also find out Jake wasn't stabbed or shot, but peanutted til dead.

The heroes on Derse's moon are also in danger, but something seems to be protecting them even in the seat of the dersie kingdom's power.

Jane's dream spire is destroyed. Although she was doing some sorta "lifey thing" at the time so she might also be okay.

We see another first guardian. GCAT (GOD CAT). Something about it's sprite makes me deeply uncomfortable.

She lets Roxy know she thinks hooligans / batterwitch thugs are picking their dreamselves off. Roxy demonstrates her apperifier but makes some kind of fuck up. It's unclear what.

Roxy left her with one instruction. Don't run the sburb client. She couldn't do that, however. Jane's father was hurt in the blast.

Dirk is awake on Derse, and reads their newspaper apparently. He's making arrangements for the game to get started.

The update closes.